Monica Bellucci at Cannes
Presenting some photos of the gorgeous Monica Bellucci at the Cannes Film Festival. I’m normally not a fan of the straight/down hair, but it doesn’t really matter when it’s Monica :D
The Further Adventures of Ashlee in PlasticSurgeryLand
Well, first we noticed her honker was transformed into a nose. Now it seems Ashlee Simpson’s had some work done to her lips as well. Check out these photos of her out and about courtesy of Egotastic.
At least she’s trying to look better, can’t say the same for her sister Jessica. Now if only they had surgery to fix her awful taste in clothing…
Michelle Rodriguez serves hard time in jail
Former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez served hard time for violating her DUI probation. The judge sentenced her to sixty days in jail.
She served four and a half hours. HOURS. Because the jail was FULL. What the freakin’ hell?? Michelle’s served all of like 4 days in jail out of the 65+ days she was supposed to!!
Now Michelle is claiming she’ll be moving to France where no one will bother her. Whatever. I was going to give her a 2 out of 5 because she’s a drunken dumbass but she has a pretty hot body. One more DUI and she goes down to 2.
Karima Adebibe’s IGN interview
A video interview by IGN of hot Lara Croft spokesmodel Karima Adebibe on being the new Tomb Raider model and what the upcoming Xbox 360 game will be like.
Be aware it’s a long video clip, over 4 and a half minutes. But ooph… I’m loving the accent :D and I love how she says she’d be satisfied if she could just be near Angelina Jolie, whom she’s clearly made it obvious she’s attracted to :D
Nicole Richie’s pounds and friends melt away
I had just noticed when I was uploading these images… it almost seems like as the sequence progresses, skinny hag Nicole Richie not only loses weight but loses her friend as well :P
I guess it’s true, money can’t buy friends. Apparently it can’t buy food either. And is it just me or does it look like her chest has actually caved in to create the appearance of breasts??? (Source)
$1 billion dollar legs on Mariah Carey?
Now everything’s a little clearer now. Remeber that post I wrote about Mariah getting a 16 foot statue? It turns out it’s true but it’s not as “honorable” as had been previously publicized.
It turns out it’s just publicity by Gilette as they have named Mariah Carey their new spokeswoman for their “Legs of a Goddess” campaign.
On top of that, Mariah (or Gillette?) has insured her legs for $1 billion. Take that, Jennifer Lopez’s ass!
Okay, I cave… Angelina gave birth
So there are more AP articles and now TV news is reporting the birth of Angelina Jolie’s baby.
But this particular article found at canada.com, which doesn’t seem to be written by AP, left me rolling my eyes.
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has tufts of brown hair like her mother…
Uhm… Angelina does not have tufts of hair… she’s not a circus carny…
…she may have Canadian roots… speculation that Shiloh Nouvel was conceived in Alberta…
Being conceived in Canada does not give you Canadian roots. It just means mommy and daddy knocked boots, AY.
“Just like Angelina, this precious Namibian-born baby will be our ambassador,” said Samuel Nuuyoma.
Sam, please tell me you were misquoted. A baby as an ambassador?? Well maybe that’s not what he meant but that’s what is written, and we all know how things get taken out of context.
