Lindsay Lohan’s dad is really, really, really sorry

Lindsay LohanToday’s copy of The Sun featured a letter written by none other than ’s dad from prison. Apparently he’s written her a whole bunch of letters and none get replied to, which daddy takes to mean as someone’s keeping them away from Lindsay.

It’s a rather interesting read, such that I’d rather you go read it at The Sun than me try to comment on it. Because, quite frankly, I’m a little confused. Does this guy have nothing better to do in prison than write his daughter a letter? A daughter who clearly doesn’t care about him? Couldn’t he be trying to better himself or somethin’??

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Jessica Simpson’s dad whores his daughter out some more

Jessica SimpsonThere’s rumors going around that and her father are going to start up a chain of Daisy Duke BBQ restaurants. The story goes that it was the dad, Joe Simpson, came up with the business plan and, using Jessica’s money of course, will kick off the venture with a restaurant at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

He’s gone as far as forcing Jessica to make 5 appearances per year at the restaurant.

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Scarlett Johansson is a Ghostbuster

Okay, I’m not gay, and I still know that ’s outfit in these pictures is a major no-no. The only valid excuses she could have for wearing such an outfit is either she’s showing everyone her garbage-woman costume for this Halloween (too early for that) or she’s auditioning for Ghostbusters 4, which is officially dead.

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Sunday extra: Salma Hayek

It seems there’s yet even more photos I’ve neglected to post… this time for over a month! Well, it’s time to make up for that with an extra post of hi-res photos featuring

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