16 year old Shawn Johnson, Olympic All Around Womens Gymnastics Silver Medalist, and Gold Medalist on beam today took another honor, albeit not quite as prestigious, the title of Miss Howdy Doody. A panel of 9 judges conveined for the annual Howdy Doody Look-a-Like Contest this tuesday in Albany, NY to bestow top honors for the person most closely resembling Howdy. “This competition wasn’t even close” said contest co-chair Victor Rubens, “This young lady is a virtual reincarnation of our beloved Howdy Doody, and the closest match since Conan O’Brian took the title in 2002″. When asked what she thought of the win Miss Johnson replied “Um, I’m Honored?”  

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“Is nothing sacred to that Man?” asked Janet Polissky of Florida City, Fl. “I know tight butts drive Hefner nuts but this is ridiculous” This in response to the latest news that Playboy Magazine is offering big money for posing nude to any member of the 2008 Olympic Womens Gymnastic Team that competed in the Beijing Olympics.

Womens all around silver medalist Shawn Johnson tops this weeks readers poll of “Girls we’d most like to see pose for Playboy” Gold Medalist Nastia Liuken was a close second in this weeks results. “Most Wanted Nude” Online e-zine Editor in Chief Harley Morittz said in a recent interview, “People are sick and tired of girls like Kim Kardashian posing for Playboy, the girl can be seen online doing the nasty so why do we want to see her posing for the tamest nude magazing in the nation?” “Its time to give the younger generation of starlets a chance.” Hugh Hefner might have to wait a bit for young Shawn to come around as she is still only 16 years old.

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