Alexis Bledel praised for hotness by Lesbian womens group.

Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel played a smokin-hot teenage hooker in the cult classic movie “Sin City” and now revamps her role as a traveling tart in the new chick flick “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2″  Now she has attracted the attentions of the LCWL (Lesbian Conversion Wish List). The LCWL is a non-profit lesbian womens organization that polls lesbians around the world and asks which female stars they would most like to see turn gay. “We think Alexis would make a great Lesbian because of her dedication and sincerity to her career and her choice of roles that portray women as strong and independant charcters, plus I hear she has a pierced hood” said LCWL Founding Director Helen Gonzales. Former actress’ that have topped the list and actually turned gay include Lindsay Lohan and Terminator 3 star Kristanna Loken.
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Audrina Patridge is babe of the week!

Audrina Patridge has some great nude photos floating around the net and they sure didn’t hurt her popularity as she makes this weeks BabeAudit babe of the week. “This girl has talent” says Joe Shillac of Houston TX “She really knows how to show off her nipples and buy nice handbags”. No matter that her TV show “The Hills” is the biggest waste of time since the Rubics Cube and a leading indicator of the decline of western civilization, we still love to see a wanna-be have her nude photos exposed right as she hits the big time, rumors about a million dollar offer from Larry Flynt are circulating, is a Hustler Magazine photo shoot next?

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Vanessa Hudgens favorite panties pulled from shelf

Everyone knows teen popstarlet Vanessa Hudgens of ”High School Musical” fame as the face and body that recently caused a hysterical feeding frenzy of young males to download her self-shot nude pictures she posted online in a very successful attempt to launch her into the starlet stratosphere. Her succulent teenage body has inspired the latest line of “High School Musical Panties” this line has apparently been a public relations fiasco for Disney due to the nude pictures of Vanessa plastered all over myspace and the internet in general, and the poor decision to label one of the panties with the graphic “Dive In”. Leno and other late night jokesters were quick to make fun of the obvious connotation inspired by the term Dive In, “Never has tween oriented under wear marketing been so overtly sexualized in a subliminal way” Said Sal Orenstein of San Diego based Ad Market R and D Inc. “You can bet some heads are rolling over at Disney today.” Disney has pulled all “Dive In” panties from the shelves as of Aug 19.
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Lauren Conrad to Mud Wrestle Nude?

 

“The Hills” star Lauren Conrad is a fox. Babe Audit  doesn’t care if she is the star of the worst and most meaningless television program in history, we like her over-whitened smile and her perky titties. Her former friend and nemesis Heidi Montag is losing the back and forth tug-o-war for the spotlight as more and more attention is paid to Lauren and the desperate trips by Heidi to the Malibu Starbucks attract less and less attention from the paparazzi. Aviation Mogul and millionaire strip club owner Steven Hansen has offered each girl 1 million dollars to settle their feud and mud wrestle nude for his new softcore cable show “Mud Bitches”. Reps for both stars have expressed interest and if all goes well the show will air Oct 3rd.


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