Angelina is a junkie

Angelina JolieQuite frankly, it explains a lot. Or it would have years ago. A few people have put two and two together regarding two articles posted by Page Six which hint at the possibility that shoots herself up with heroin when visiting glam rocker (and divorcee) Marilyn Manson.

What does this explain? Well, it explains her weird behavior back when she’d open-mouth-kiss her brother in public and carry vials of her lover’s blood around her neck like common jewelry. Plus the fact that she’s too thin. I caught a while ago and thought Angelina Jolie had gone way too thin, sickly thin. Even her decent cleavage was almost gone. It looks like when she bends her arm, I could actually cut myself on her sharp elbow. Being a drug junkie would explain the thin.

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TV bastardizes yet another great movie

Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. SmithThis doesn’t have much to do with Angelina Jolie but I’m downright pissed about it, so here we go.

ComingSoon is reporting that ABC will be producing a Mr. & Mrs. Smith television show. The show’s writer claims it’ll be like “Married with Children” with guns, and that it’ll be more comedic and darker than the movie.

Okay, first problem: something cannot be funnier AND darker at the same time. Especially on television. Second problem, I don’t want a great action movie like Mr. & Mrs. Smith to turn into “Married with Children” with guns. Once you watched a few episodes of that show, the novelty of a messed-up family wears off.

My biggest complaint with this is that Doug Liman, who not only directed the original Mr. & Mrs. Smith but also The Bourne Identity, is not only for the show, but he’s producing and directing the pilot himself.

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More out-of-wedlock babies for Brangelina!

Perez Hilton scored some info that may be pregnant again. Apparently she was seen leaving an OBGYN office yesterday in Los Angeles. If this is true, this may put a kink in Angelina’s plan to adopt a baby from every country… after all, don’t the adoption agencies have to wonder at some point, “wait, this chick’s already got umpteen babies, why’s she want another??”

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