Some of you may know I’m not all that crazy about Jessica Alba. She has an odd figure and a child-like face sometimes. But in these photos for the German edition of Maxim Magazine, she is undeniably hot and sexy. Why can’t she look like this all the time?’
And why is it the European magazines always have hot photo shoots? Damn American principles!
Ah, yes, it seems there are some photos of Jessica Alba that I’ve stockpiled and had forgotten, much like with Christina Aguilera. So here are some neglected photos of Jessica, and there’s another batch waiting to be posted as well! Enjoy them, there’s a lot more photos in this one post than usual!
There’s been a few articles here and there about Jessica Alba being molested by a dolphin while working on the TV show The New Adventures of Flipper. Quite frankly, what’s the big deal? There’s a lot of stories about dolphins getting excited and trying to do the nasty with people. Go to any aquarium or Sea World-like place and they’ll tell ya, “Dolphins are horny little f—ers”.
Maxim Magazine’s famous Hot 100 list was unveiled Wednesday at a Maxim party. At the very top of the list was, of course (but not in my book) Eva Longoria, but at #2 was the much more attractive Jessica Alba, followed by community whore Lindsay Lohan.
Although I have to believe that list was made before Maxim got a good look at the fourth image posted below. Ew.
