Jessica Simpson got divorced because a movie told her to

Jessica SimpsonIn an interview with Elle Magazine (found via DListed), blonde said that when she saw the movie The Notebook – on an airplane – she realized that she an ex Nick Lachey weren’t meant to be.

Dlisted makes a good point… the flight should’ve instead shown The Dukes of Hazzard, so she could realize what a crappy actress she is.

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Jessica starts becoming (more) useless

Although there isn’t any real explanation given, it seems that her divorce from Nick Lachey is finally getting to . She’s been suffering from panic attacks (I think that’s a bit exaggerated) and depression and even agoraphobia, allegedly.

Really, Jessica? Now? You’ve been separated for over a year!! It’s just now hitting you that what was a sham of a marriage is done with? Get over it!!

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Hi-Res: Singers Edition

Today’s hi-res photo post will consist entirely of singing babes :) Why? It wasn’t unplanned, it kind of just came together that way :D

Sisters Ashlee and Jessica SimpsonFeaturing and , I’m kicking things off with a babe that’s been visiting very, very often here, ! What should’ve been a major hit (Employee of the Month) unfortunately wasn’t, and so Jessica is now looking for the next movie that’ll make her a legit actress. It’ll be a while ;)
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Hi-Res: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson and Kristanna Loken

Kristanna LokenAngelina JolieToday’s featured babes are some of the most sought after here on BabeAudit recently.

Rocketing up the charts to the most popular babe this week alone is the beautiful and somewhat controversial . Today’s National Ledger features an article about how Angelina has molded into a newly-caring individual.
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