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Katie Holmes is out of work!

It seems that the whole “I married Tom Cruise and had his baby” deal is giving Katie Holmes more grief than anyone anticipated.

A major setback for Katie’s career is that she will no longer have a role in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight (the sequel to Batman Begins), in which she was supposed to reprise her role as the assistant D.A. Some of you may remember that she was already hard at work after giving birth to her pregnancy weight and get in shape for Batman.

Now Defamer is reporting that the agency handling Katie Holmes (CAA) is having trouble finding her other movie roles. My guess is that ol’ Tommy boy is an old fashioned alien who wants Katie to stay home with the kid.

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Posted on: December 14th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Katie to bring another Thetan to Earth

Right smack in the middle of their second wedding party, rumors began circulating that Katie Holmes is pregnant AGAIN. It’s only been eight months since she gave birth to Suri (isn’t that some kind of Indian food, or am I thinking “curry”?). So either Tom’s been busy donating at the sperm bank or one of his little spies was left behind after the first time.

If this is true, it could mean an end to Katie Holmes’ character in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, in which she was supposed to take a much more active part. She was apparently taking kickboxing lessons to prepare for filming. Since Katie isn’t worth holding up a mega-budget movie for, they’ll either write her character out or *cringe* replace her with someone who’ll look nothing like her.

Two things I’ve observed in these pics: 1) Tom Cruise is hanging TIGHT onto Katie Holmes and 2) is it just me or is Katie starting to look a little bit like Demi Moore?

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Posted on: November 19th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Katie Holmes is married now

Well, Katie Holmes is now married to Tom Cruise. I didn’t think they’d actually take this joke of a relationship so far, but there you have it. Now what remains to be seen is how long the marriage will last and whether it’s even legal or not, since the local Catholic church wouldn’t marry them due to Tom’s 2 divorces and Italy doesn’t recognize Scientology as a legit religion (good on them!)

In any case, here’s a mega-size hi-res photo post for Katie Holmes, enjoy!

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Posted on: October 27th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Sucking it up for the big wedding date

These (apparently) recent photos of Katie Holmes are a far cry from the more playful, open photos we used to find.

Many of you know that she and Tom Cruise are already gearing up for their wedding on November 18. Reports are coming out that none other than Katie’s new BFF, Victoria Beckham, is giving Katie tips on how to have a happy marriage.

Here’s a tip… don’t marry a lunatic!

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Posted on: August 17th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Katie Holmes is dead

I mean her eyes. Katie Holmes has dead eyes. At least, that’s what some of the women at a party told a magazine:

�Katie looked dead in the eyes. She was not the same person she was before she met Tom.�

The arrangers of the alleged “girls-only” celebrity party (oooh!!) told those who were invited to not bring guests… but that didn’t stop the Church of Scientology from leeching onto Katie as a chaperone. More details found at Fametastic.

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Posted on: August 15th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Katie Holmes getting back in shape

Found via Fametastic, it seems Katie Holmes is going into obsessive mode to get back in shape. She’s got two goals in mind: her upcoming marriage to nutty Tom Cruise and her upcoming role in the batty The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins.

Among the things Katie’s doing is learning kickboxing… which leads me to believe she’ll have a more active role in Dark Knight.

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Posted on: July 14th, 2006
By: BabeAuditor
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Of course Katie Holmes isn’t pregnant AGAIN…

Rumors have started (by her neighbor, to boot) that Katie Holmes is pregnant again.

Uh, no. You have to be pregnant ONCE in order to be pregnant again! And since the whole “Katie had Tom Cruise’s baby” thing was clearly a hoax, that means if she’s pregnant now, she isn’t pregnant again, just this once. You follow me?