Katie Holmes is out of work!

Katie HolmesIt seems that the whole “I married Tom Cruise and had his baby” deal is giving more grief than anyone anticipated.

A major setback for Katie’s career is that she will no longer have a role in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight (the sequel to Batman Begins), in which she was supposed to reprise her role as the assistant D.A. Some of you may remember that she was already hard at work after giving birth to her pregnancy weight and get in shape for Batman.

Now Defamer is reporting that the agency handling Katie Holmes (CAA) is having trouble finding her other movie roles. My guess is that ol’ Tommy boy is an old fashioned alien who wants Katie to stay home with the kid.

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  • Posted on: December 14th, 2006
  • By: BabeAuditor
  • Under: Katie Holmes

Katie to bring another Thetan to Earth

Right smack in the middle of their second wedding party, rumors began circulating that is pregnant AGAIN. It’s only been eight months since she gave birth to Suri (isn’t that some kind of Indian food, or am I thinking “curry”?). So either Tom’s been busy donating at the sperm bank or one of his little spies was left behind after the first time.

If this is true, it could mean an end to Katie Holmes’ character in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, in which she was supposed to take a much more active part. She was apparently taking kickboxing lessons to prepare for filming. Since Katie isn’t worth holding up a mega-budget movie for, they’ll either write her character out or *cringe* replace her with someone who’ll look nothing like her.

Two things I’ve observed in these pics: 1) Tom Cruise is hanging TIGHT onto Katie Holmes and 2) is it just me or is Katie starting to look a little bit like ?

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  • Posted on: November 19th, 2006
  • By: BabeAuditor
  • Under: Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes is married now

Well, is now married to Tom Cruise. I didn’t think they’d actually take this joke of a relationship so far, but there you have it. Now what remains to be seen is how long the marriage will last and whether it’s even legal or not, since the local Catholic church wouldn’t marry them due to Tom’s 2 divorces and Italy doesn’t recognize Scientology as a legit religion (good on them!)

In any case, here’s a mega-size hi-res photo post for Katie Holmes, enjoy!

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  • Posted on: October 27th, 2006
  • By: BabeAuditor
  • Under: Katie Holmes

Sucking it up for the big wedding date

These (apparently) recent photos of are a far cry from the more playful, open photos we used to find.

Many of you know that she and Tom Cruise are already gearing up for their wedding on November 18. Reports are coming out that none other than Katie’s new BFF, Victoria Beckham, is giving Katie tips on how to have a happy marriage.

Here’s a tip… don’t marry a lunatic!

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