Scientists baffled as Ali proves it’s possible to have less talent than Lindsey Lohan.


Let’s face facts “Living Lohan” is hands down the worst reality show in history. First of all they psyche you out to think that Lindsey Lohan is going to actually be part of the show but you soon realize that it’s just a sad attempt by desperate stage mom to pimp out her remaining no-talent spawn. The public’s hideously obsessive adoration of the older and prettier sister has resulted in history’s most overrated actress slash singer slash party trollop. Mom cashed in big on young Lindsey Lohan’s success and is now hoping to for lightning to strike again with 14 year old Ali, but dogs balls are more fun to watch. Trust me bro, pass on this show. 


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Lindsay Stays in Rehab

There have been rumors that Lindsay Lohan would be leaving the rehab facility Cirque Lodge in Utah. Although sources have learned that she will indeed be staying put, which we think is a good move after her recent meltdown. According to sources she will stay there for the “foreseeable future.”

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Whose legs are these?

Why, it’s none other than former knock-out babe ! It seems that she’s getting just a bit of meat back on those bones, her knees aren’t as knobby as they were last year. Now if only we could do something about her top, so she can look like this again :D

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Mike Tyson says, “If it’s good enough for Lindsay, it’s good enough for me”

Lindsay LohanHas been boxing champ Mike Tyson has checked himself in into the Wonderland Center, the same rehab center where Lindsay Lohan is currently wreaking havoc and forcing people to quit their treatments before they’re finished.

Tyson previously served 5 days at another rehab center last year; no word if his current stint is related to his drunk driving arrest in Arizona last year.

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