Paris Hilton for President

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Paris and Nicky Hilton have pissed off a lot of people!

Paris and Nicky HiltonRemember how much trouble Michael Richards got into for using the “n” word? And how Gray’s Anatomy’s Isaiah Washington is in trouble for saying “faggot”? Now imagine both of them together!! That’s what we’ve got with Paris Hilton and sister Nicky Hilton.

As many of you know, someone’s making a mint selling Paris’s personal items online. Among them are videos of the duo partying, drinking, and getting high. Oh, and calling each other the “n” word and calling other people “faggot”. And bitches and hoes. Now people like GLAAD and NAACP are getting mad. Not that that’ll stop Paris and Nicky :P

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Paris Whitney Hilton really screwed up!

Paris HiltonMost of you probably already know that had a whole bunch of her stuff sold at auction when she failed to pay her storage feeds. And that all of that stuff has been posted on a website for about $40.

At first I didn’t really care because I just figured it be some pictures of her naked, some sex videos, and maybe even sex toys, whatever. But then I came across this page on I Don’t Like You In That Way and I find out that she was storing a lot more than a small adult store! They have old licenses, passports, drug prescriptions (now we have proof she’s got herpes!) and more… possibly even an abortion under a different name!!

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Paris sets her sights on Elisha Cuthbert

Now that the possibly-lesbianic relationship between and is over, Paris has set her sights on another blonde babe in need of a comeback, . As seen on Egotastic, the two have been seen out and about together. Boy, it doesn’t take Paris Hilton long to find another human to latch on to… physically or otherwise… does it? :P

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