Teri and friends get snubbed by the Emmys
Despite having nabbed some of the top honors at last year’s Emmys, this year proved disappointing as the chick show Desperate Housewives received only two notable nominations, one for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy (Alfre Woodard) and for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy (Shirley Knight).
It seems the Emmys’ new voting process is doing its job just fine :P For a complete list of all the nominees announced this morning, visit the Academy of Television Art & Sciences‘ website.
Teri Hatcher whores out her abuse and nipples
As she makes the round in her “Buy my book and read how uncle diddled me, please!” publicity tour, Teri Hatcher seems to be more and more obsessed with her nipples.
One random quote found via D-listed:
“They don’t age, they don’t sag … Mine point in a perfectly good direction … It doesn’t mean they’re great or anybody else would like them. It just means I like them.”
Really, the quote was just an excuse to post that insane picture of Teri.
Teri Hatcher makes out with Ryan Gaycrest
Further evidence that “Desperate Housewives” star Teri Hatcher is desperate for attention and lovin’.
US Weekly has spotted her making out with “American Idol” host and stern gay deny-ee Ryan Seacrest. Teri loses a rating point for super-desperation.
Teri Hatcher through the years
I think the pictures below of Teri Hatcher give a nice range of her as time passed on (the images may not appear in chronological order, but trust me, they’re there).
I think the latest one in the bunch is from some 5 years ago, which explains why we aren’t seeing much bone in the chestal or facial areas.
Teri Hatcher’s losing it and she knows it
Teri Hatcher’s latest attempt at whoring herself out came at the Grammys when she showed up in a sheer gown displaying all her skinny glory. And looking a little ghastly if you ask me.
For the past few years she’s been clamoring from talk show to talk show about how he isn’t getting any sex. She’s shown off her pole-dancing skills on Oprah and The Howard Stern Show. She pretended to have an orgasm on The Tonight Show. And now she’s showing up in a sheer dress.
Personally, she’s done for in my book. She’s too thin, her muscles show too much in her neck and arms (and her ribs in her chest), and the fact that she’s practically yelling “do me, do me!” shows me just how pathetic she is. Normally I’d be happy to oblige but this is getting sad.
