Britney Spears is a crack-headed pig! Maybe…
If Britney Spears doesn’t get her way, two of her ex-bodyguards will soon put out a book that exposes the reality behind pop’s (former) princess.
According to The National Enquirer (they’re reliable, right?), the tell-all book will expose Britney as a drug-abusing slob who lets her dogs crap all over the house while she sleeps in until 2pm.
You mean to tell me that’s not normal?
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