This explains why Britney hasn’t lost any weight… (updated)
Via online gossip rag D-Listed I found confirmation of what’s been floating around for a couple months now; Britney Spears got knocked up again. That Kevin Federleezy just pumps those babies out, doesn’t he?
If I cared, I’d call Child Services to tell them to just set up an office at the Spears estate. Twice the babies means twice the skull fractures, no? Oh, wow, I just realized… can Britney drive with two babies on her lap? I guess time will tell!
Update: apparently K-Fed doesn’t know about the pregnancy. Could it be he isn’t the baby daddy? That’d be mad travesty, yo.
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