Former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez served hard time for violating her DUI probation. The judge sentenced her to sixty days in jail.

She served four and a half hours. HOURS. Because the jail was FULL. What the freakin’ hell?? Michelle’s served all of like 4 days in jail out of the 65+ days she was supposed to!!

Now Michelle is claiming she’ll be moving to France where no one will bother her. Whatever. I was going to give her a 2 out of 5 because she’s a drunken dumbass but she has a pretty hot body. One more DUI and she goes down to 2.