TORI AMOS YELLS AT FANS TO STAY IN THIER SEATS

OK yes Tori has a great voice. OK shes pretty hot too. (BabeAudit LOVES FIRE PIES) Tori is known for forcing audiences to STAY IN THIER SEATS during her performances. I witnessed her rudely telling people repeatedly during her concert at the Santa Barbara County Bowl to stop dancing and to sit down.. So I wasn’t surprised to hear this story about her yelling at fans to stay in thier seats.

Tori Amos let fly a volley of abuse at female audience members at a recent show in San Diego.

The singer was so irked by their constant coming and going and coming and going that she stopped halfway through a performance of ‘Code Red’ to suggest that they “get the fuck out”.

Or rather: “Get the fuck out of my show! Get the fuck out! It’s a privilege to sit in the front row and I reserve those seats for people who appreciate music, get the fuck out!”

The women left the Copley Symphony Hall to widespread whooping.
listen Tori…. next times some fans at your concerts want to stand up and sing or sway to your ethereal hippy shit.. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY MUSIC…
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FIONA APPLE WINS BIGGEST LIPS AWARD

Fiona Apple can sing.. And she has the biggest sexiest lips this side of heaven. The mind boggles at the things you could do with a set of lips like that. Keep singing your hot little guts out Fiona and keep glossin up the kissers an driving lips lovers like us craaazy.

So more about Fiona:

Fiona Apple (born Fiona Apple McAfee Maggart on September 13, 1977) is a Grammy-winning American singer-songwriter. She gained popularity through her 1996 album Tidal, especially with the single “Criminal”, and because of the music video made for it. Her music is rooted equally in early jazz, pop, and alt-rock and is fundamentally based on very personal poetic verses backed up with progressive production often featuring instruments such as the french horn, optigan or even a full orchestra. Apple is a vegan and a supporter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).
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Avril Lavigne Whibley - thats a hot new name!

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OK lets face it Avril is SMOKING HOT - BUT her new song about “I didnt steal your boyfriend bla bla bla SUCKS!!  Its so trivial and meaningless - hey AVRIL stop being cute and make some real music like Fiona Apple or Tori Amos, stop whining on the mic like a little brat.. you are a hottie though so we still love ya…

some more on Avril:Avril Lavigne Whibley (born September 27, 1984), better known by her birth name of Avril Lavigne is a Canadian Grammy Award-nominated rock singer, songwriter, fashion designer, and actress. In 2006, Canadian Business Magazine ranked her the seventh most powerful Canadian in Hollywood.

Lavigne’s debut album, Let Go, was released in 2002. Over 16 million copies were sold worldwide and it was certified six times platinum in the United States. Her second and third albums also sold in huge numbers, Under My Skin (2004) at about 9 million copies and The Best Damn Thing (2007) currently over 5.3 million copies; the latter two reached number one on the U.S. Billboard 200. Lavigne has scored six number one songs worldwide and a total of eleven top ten hits, including “Complicated”, “Sk8er Boi”, “I’m With You”, “My Happy Ending” and “Girlfriend,” which became #1 hits in the ARC Top 40. In December 2007, Lavigne was ranked at #7 in the Forbes “Top 20 Earners Under 25″, with annual earnings of $12 million. Currently, Avril Lavigne has sold over 30 million albums worldwide.
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Ana Beatriz Barros is SO HOT SHE MUST BE AN ALIEN!

 The Paranormal community is investigating the possibility that Ana Beatriz Barros is from another planet..Plain and simple, shes too fucking hot to be from Earth.

more of her crazy story: When she was 14, Barros and her older sister, Patricia (also a model), were walking on a Rio beach when they were spotted by a representative from Elite Model Management.

Barros was encouraged by the Rio Elite office to participate in the Elite Model Look 1996, which she won.

Barros subsequently competed for international Elite Model Look and placed second worldwide. Elite sent her portfolio and recent Polaroid shots to GUESS? which led her to do the Millennium GUESS? campaign along with her friend and fellow Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio.

Barros has done advertisements not only for Guess? but also for Christian Dior, Armani jeans, Oakley, L’Oreal, Naf Naf, Diesel, Ermanno Scervino, Victoria’s Secret, Chanel cosmetics, and Jennifer Lopez’s JLO fashion line, among others. In 2004 Jennifer Lopez selected Barros to be the face of her new lingerie line, JLO Lingerie. Lopez said:

“I wanted someone young, sexy and urban, with a universal appeal”.

Barros has been in shows for the likes of Valentino, Missoni, Gucci, Christian Dior, Versace, Emporio Armani, BCBG, DKNY, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Dolce & Gabbana, Michael Kors ((Red Oak)), Elie Saab and many more prestigious fashion houses.
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