This week is turning out to be a really interesting week for celebrities!

First up is People Magazine and their exclusive photos of Anna Nicole Smith’s “commitment” ceremony. It turns out it was real, but it wasn’t an actual wedding. I invite everyone to comment on how weird this is for Anna Nicole to do 3 weeks after her firstborn died.

Next is Paris Hilton, who claims she was punched in the face by Shanna Moakler, former Miss USA and estranged wife of Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker. The only problem is there’s not a scratch on Paris’ face; Paris claims she put make-up on to conceal the bruise. Simply removing the make-up would’ve proven her case, but she did not. So either she’s lying about getting punched or she’s stupid enough to destroy evidence!

And now what is slowly creeping up from the rumor mills… BenJen are no more!! It seems Jennifer Aniston has been dumped (again!) by Vince Vaughn. US Weekly claims an insider was told by Vince himself that the pair are done, as far back as possibly mid-September.