Paris Hilton can’t even take herself to the hospital
Further evidence that being raised a spoiled brat can lead to a life of depending on everyone but yourself. Tuesday morning, Paris Hilton was bitten by her pet kinkajou (some exotic shrew thing). So instead of calling an ambulance or driving herself to the hospital, she called her publicist to take her to the hospital.
Her publicist. Not a friend or family member or whomever lives with her (she’s gotta live with someone, right? She’s not living alone, is she?) or even a neighbor. It’s downright lame. You can’t get more Hollywood than this.
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