Most of you probably already know that Paris Hilton had a whole bunch of her stuff sold at auction when she failed to pay her storage feeds. And that all of that stuff has been posted on a website for about $40.

At first I didn’t really care because I just figured it be some pictures of her naked, some sex videos, and maybe even sex toys, whatever. But then I came across this page on I Don’t Like You In That Way and I find out that she was storing a lot more than a small adult store! They have old licenses, passports, drug prescriptions (now we have proof she’s got herpes!) and more… possibly even an abortion under a different name!!