Firstly, I didn’t have the slightest clue that actress Rachel Weisz was married to director Darren Aronofsky of Requiem for a Dream fame. So props to Darren for getting hitched to someone 10 times more popular and bankable than himself.

Second, the pair had their first child born a couple days ago. Which is a shame because Darren’s upcoming movie The Fountain won’t premiere until later this year. Haven’t they learned anything from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? You’ve gotta plan your pregnancy around movie premieres!!!